Friday, August 28, 2020

Pig and farm report

early this morning I was awakened by howling and screeching screams that I thought at first was a pack of monkeys being murdered by coyotes in my back yard I used to live near the Woodland Park Zoo and I have personal experience with howler monkeys 

I woke up Page so he could hear it too and filmed it with my phone at the same time though it was pitch black out there Page thought it was Bigfoot but this is no surprise since this summer we both saw bear scat in the yard and immediately thought cow

the howling went on for a good 30 minutes and I eventually figured out it was two owls mating and sent the video to Mary Moon She Who Holds Knowledge of All Things and she assured me that indeed those were owls having wild owl sex practically on my deck possibly right below my bedroom window

Mary I apologize for waking you so early but damn woman, nature, right?


Blogger Ms. Moon said...

Oh, I had already had my first cup of coffee. It was a little after nine here.
And yeah- when owls make love, they want the whole world to hear and be astonished, possibly even falling to our knees to signify worship of their mighty mating.

P.S. I don't know anything. Well, I know what owls sound like when they're doing it.

August 28, 2020 at 2:17 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Good lord! I’ve become so accustomed to their pretty hoots

August 28, 2020 at 2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For educational purposes, shouldn't you post the recording here?

August 28, 2020 at 2:30 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Dear Anonymous I don’t talk to Anonymous people here. But yes I wish I could but I don’t know how. Now reveal yourself!

August 28, 2020 at 2:31 PM  
Blogger 37paddington said...

Mary does know all things but like anon above I would like to know what mating owls sound like too.

August 28, 2020 at 2:46 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Dear R, I will give it a shot. X

August 28, 2020 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger Tom Beckett said...

I too am craving the owlgasmic aural experience.

August 29, 2020 at 7:18 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Hi Tom! Good morning. I uploaded it to Vimeo. Let me know if this link works. It was so loud and wild.

August 29, 2020 at 7:41 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Okay. I posted the Vimeo link in a new post that’s a bit more tidy. No pic as it was very dark but the sound is crisp. Turn it up to get the full effect. I’ve already traumatized the feral this morning.

August 29, 2020 at 7:45 AM  
Blogger Tom Beckett said...

Unfortunately the link didn't work.

August 29, 2020 at 1:34 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Did you try the post above this one? Gahhhh I feel like such a beginner.

August 29, 2020 at 1:35 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

I couldn't find the link either. I wonder if the Internets People think it's porn?

August 29, 2020 at 4:05 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

It kind of was though. It’s on my twitter @rloudon if anyone is still interested. I consider this an owl fail. 🦉🦉

August 29, 2020 at 4:09 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

Owl always love you regardless of your owl fail.

August 29, 2020 at 10:50 PM  

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