April 1

April 1 

It’s hard to start a cold engine 

even if the engine is my brain 

my brain refuses reading 

has refused me for the past two years 

this morning I had to pay property taxes on my house 

then I shouted BURN IT ALL DOWN!!! 

I meant every word 

it’s hard to start a cold engine 

when you want to burn down the house 

not my house his house 

Burn it all down motherfuckers.