Saturday, December 14, 2019

An advent calendar plus Christmas 
 ~  With thanks to Rosemarie Robotham

Day 1
Get drunk make a baby bark like a dog.

Day 2
Absorb your neighbor's lunatic desire.

 Day 3
Read a book about new girls and old girls.

Day 4
You will never be either.

Day 5
Give thanks with your mouth.

Day 6
Grow tentacles and a tail.

Day 7
Make noise when you walk.

Day 8
Sooth your tenders with 5 star curry.

Day 9
Sleep naked in nettles.

Day 10
Distend your furry fuselage.

Day 11
Your machine is animal.

Day 12
Pretend a cure.

Day 13
Unlace everything.


Blogger 37paddington said...

An advent calendar, plus Christmas. Only more real.

December 14, 2019 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Yes that is exactly what I was thinking about

December 14, 2019 at 10:23 AM  
Blogger Lulu LaBonne said...

I shall do all those things and more xxx

December 14, 2019 at 5:02 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

I cannot wait for the unlacing bits!

December 14, 2019 at 5:03 PM  
Blogger Pamela Johnson Parker said...

I actually have a poem about #13! Happy Advent Adventures.

December 15, 2019 at 1:37 AM  
Blogger Tom Beckett said...

Love it!

December 15, 2019 at 6:18 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

TOM!!!!!!! I just screamed your name into my house and put the cats oh high alert. O god I’ve missed you. Can we start where we left off? Love Rebecca

December 15, 2019 at 6:53 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Pamela #13 is always best ♥️

December 15, 2019 at 6:53 AM  
Blogger Supervillainess said...


December 15, 2019 at 9:39 PM  

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