An advent calendar plus Christmas
~ With thanks to Rosemarie Robotham
Day 4
~ With thanks to Rosemarie Robotham
Day 1
Get drunk make a baby bark like a dog.
Get drunk make a baby bark like a dog.
Day 2
Absorb your neighbor's lunatic desire.
Absorb your neighbor's lunatic desire.
Day 3
Read a book about new girls and old girls.
Read a book about new girls and old girls.
Day 4
You will never be either.
Day 5
Give thanks with your mouth.
Give thanks with your mouth.
Day 6
Grow tentacles and a tail.
Grow tentacles and a tail.
Day 7
Make noise when you walk.
Make noise when you walk.
Day 8
Sooth your tenders with 5 star curry.
Sooth your tenders with 5 star curry.
Day 9
Sleep naked in nettles.
Sleep naked in nettles.
Day 10
Distend your furry fuselage.
Distend your furry fuselage.
Day 11
Your machine is animal.
Your machine is animal.
Day 12
Pretend a cure.
Pretend a cure.
Day 13
Unlace everything.
Unlace everything.
posted by Radish King at 8:47 AM
8 Comments:
An advent calendar, plus Christmas. Only more real.
Yes that is exactly what I was thinking about
Love
I shall do all those things and more xxx
I cannot wait for the unlacing bits!
❤️❤️❤️
I actually have a poem about #13! Happy Advent Adventures.
Love it!
TOM!!!!!!! I just screamed your name into my house and put the cats oh high alert. O god I’ve missed you. Can we start where we left off? Love Rebecca
Pamela #13 is always best ♥️
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