Pig and farm report

the temperature rose drastically and melted the snow so quickly that I thought it was raining for two hours but it was just the trees trying to shake it off shake it off off off now it looks like spring outside except for branches and other debris flying past like green bullets wear eye protection please the weather on my weather app now looks like this I prefer snow snow snow snow to those squiggly wind lines

Prince Hal growled this morning his very first growl a deep in his throat warning to his sister to back the fuck down which she did the growl startled us all especially Prince Hal and I could suddenly see the fierce beastie he is going to become when he arrives at pure cathood a cat who will take no crap from anybody wear eye protection please

yes soft scritches

no soft scritches

I am baking today or attempting to bake bread the house is still pretty frozen inside so I’m taking my time damn I wish I had a heating pad to put under my pot but I will just let it go

I was supposed to go to the grocery store for Big Shopping which means buying the paper towels I like and olive oil stuff I can’t find on the island but I had yet another panic attack Majorca in scope the kind that makes my shoulders ache and I’m still a little iffy about fainting again in public or any damn where for that matter

that’s it for now if you see a truck flying sideways down your street or a growling feral kitten-almost-cat wear eye protection please





















This has been a Radish King public service announcement