I was supposed to play Bach's B Minor Mass today but things being new the mass is canceled I am instead playing along to Paul McCartney's first solo album after the Beatles and before Linda to entertain my son and the various cats that live here and the outside critters too I love this album with my entire stupid heart and it seemed like the right thing to do today I put on pants for the first time in two weeks I think though I've lost track of time it felt good to get out of my pajamas even if it was just for a drive to the beach and back
since we seem to be temporarily out of flour and now bread in
Washington I decided to bake challah two loaves using the last of my ap flour which was exactly six cups I had to use bread flour to knead the dough on my marble slab I have two cups of bread flour left this recipe has honey and cardamom I will post the recipe below
I sent Page out to sweep the pine needles off the roof especially around the vents as I was mixing and kneading the bread and once I got the dough in the oven to rise I realized I hadn't heard him for a while and I became convinced that he had fallen off and broken something but he was just outside talking to his dad panic panic panic that seems to have disappeared I have heard that people are having problems with their plumbing in apartments and sinks busting and all manner of house ills in places where suddenly everyone is home all the time I will light a candle to the house gods to protect all of us
now I don't know what to do and everyday is Sunday and I miss my dad
what are you doing?
Challah with honey and cardamom
I would read this recipe all the way through if I were you and you know I am before you start or be a show off and plow ahead!
(makes two braided loaves you can do three braids or six braids for each loaf or none if you want it's a very soft dough that you can just plop in two bread pans just as easily but butter and flour the pan first)
1 1/2 cups warm water, divided (this tends to confuse me so it’s 1 cup then 1/2 cup sheesh)
1/4 cup plus 2 teaspoons sugar, divided
2 tablespoons (powdered) yeast
6 cups flour either all white all purpose or half white
1/4 cup mild honey, plus an extra tablespoon
for egg wash, if desired
2/3 cup flavorless vegetable or canola oil
4 eggs, plus one yolk for egg wash, if desired (I actually use an entire egg plus honey for the egg wash)
1 pinch ground cardamom, optional (I use one honking big pinch almost a teaspoon)
Put 1 cup warm water in a small bowl. Add 2 teaspoons of
sugar, sprinkle the yeast over top, swirl the bowl just to combine, and leave
it to proof for five minutes.
While yeast is proofing, mix flour, salt, 1/4 cup
of sugar and cardamom, if using, in a large bowl (or in the bowl of a stand
mixer fitted with the paddle attachment.) Stir to incorporate or blend on low
In a medium bowl, mix remaining water, honey, oil, and
When yeast has finished proofing, add it to the flour,
immediately followed by wet ingredients. Mix with a large wooden spoon or on
medium-low speed in the mixer, just until combined, about 30 seconds.
Switch to dough hook and begin to knead on low speed,
making sure to incorporate what's at the bottom of the bowl if the dough hook
misses it. If kneading by hand, stir using spoon until dough becomes to thick
Empty dough onto a well-floured surface and knead by hand until the dough
is smooth and no longer sticky, adding flour with a light hand as needed,
Split the dough into two equal pieces. Set each in a
large oiled bowl, cover both bowls with plastic wrap or a damp towel, and let
rise at room temperature until doubled in size. If using white flour, this
should take about 2-2.5 hours. If using white whole wheat, it will take closer
to 3.5 or 4. Feel free to let the dough rise in the refrigerator overnight
instead; if you do this, be sure to set out the dough in plenty of time before
shaping, so it can come to room temperature.
After the rise, the dough should be soft and pliable. Braid each ball.
Separate each mound of dough into three equal balls, for
a total of six. Roll each ball into a log almost 1-foot long. Braid the logs
together to create your loaf. For the nicest-looking braid, do not pinch the
top edges of your logs together before braiding; simply place one log over the
next and braid until you reach the bottom, then pinch those edges together.
Then, flip the unfinished loaf the long way, so that the unfinished edge is now
at the bottom and the loaf has been flipped over and upside down. Finish
braiding and pinch these edges together. This way, both ends look identical.
Tuck the very tips beneath the loaf when braiding is finished. Repeat with
this recipe came from Food52 and if you ask me the above paragraph is confusing as all get out PLUS the recipe doesn't say to let it rise a second time so I added that part also I posted a great youtube tutorial below below on how to do six braid loaves the first time I made this recipe I didn't understand that it was two loaves and made one giant toddler sized challot and ended up dropping that child sized loaf on the floor when I took it out of the oven and breaking its head! if you can work your way through those terrible directions go for it but I say ewww it's two loaves people two!
don't hurt children even dough children
this has been a Radish King public service announcement
Put each braided loaf on its own silpat or parchment paper lined baking sheet. Let rise until doubled in bulk about 1 1/2 hours.
After the braids have risen (like Jesus!) brush gently with egg wash, mix egg with 1 tablespoon water and 1 tablespoon honey. Add sesame seeds and poppy seeds to the loaf after the egg wash if you want.
Bake at 375 degrees for 20-22 minutes, until challot are
golden and baked through.
you can find easy tutorials on how to braid challah online three strand challot is just like braiding hair this is my favorite ever tutorial on how to braid six braided challot
when I first started making challah I watched this over and over and tried it on ribbons then I watched the video in my kitchen as I made my first challot and once I got the rhythm it became sort of easy and it's a good project if you're stuck in the house and the bread tastes fantastic no matter how you shape it and kids can get into this if they want even grown kids she also shows you how to add sesame seeds and poppy seeds either or both at the end to make it pretty
in fact my son just came in the house and said is it bread yet how long will it be
and I told him hours
and he said a curse word