All watched over by machines of loving grace

I threw some clothes in the washing machine and started to empty out the dishwasher but I got distracted (by Henry Darger) and picked up all the loose kitty toys and dangly wires from my floors and started up the Roomba (Oh Maryrose how this little robot has saved my beans) now the Roomba is running around in a rather random fashion since I think it might have a tiny bit of old age brain (as do I) and Jupiter is following it from room to room as she does to her great amusement and I ate an apple then I sat down here distracted (by Henry Darger) and ordered a luscious lipstick from Chanel Rouge Coco Ultra Hydrating Lip Colour (my shade is Mademoiselle which sounds deliciously whoreish) I was never much of a lipstick wearer until I hit my fifties then I wore it at the strangest moments until I went to Dartmouth for my first reading of Queer Wing-ed and wanted to fancy up a bit and Alice told me my color was not in fact pink or red that my color was brown which sounded wrong but turned out to be exactly right and now I am wearing lipstick all the time now that I am pulling all this Darger research together but I didn't make this connection until just now just now  right now as I am typing it is not the most expensive lipstick I've ever purchased but it is the second most expensive and I put it on my credit card and I am between paydays but it's okay I will not go hungry nor will I be unable to pay my bill though I forget this all the time I forget every single day that I am okay now until something makes me remember though usually it is having enough toilet paper not fancypants lipstick

If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack.
Coco Chanel