Pig and farm report
The Surfer drove me to the dice & slice doctor last night & we passed the field where the unicorn & the black stallion & the Magic Goat live and suddenly one of the horses was a red & white cow near the fence almost at the road and I yelled COW! & The Surfer said I thought it was just a lumpy horse & I laughed so hard my stigmata woke up
he went to the store while I was in the office & bought me my four ears of corn
all is well here except for rolling panic attacks that have been looping through me for two weeks & the hoards of gigantic RVs moving on my beach in caravans like a creepy midwestern circus during the dust bowl era except they’re elderly & richer & whiter & meaner & minus elephants
The End.
posted by Radish King at 9:31 AM
3 Comments:
Thank all the gods, animal and otherwise but especially COW that your son took you to the doctor and then bought your corn.
He is a jewel, that man.
One of the best. ❤️
you can nail and image like no one else. the RV circus. you painted an entire picture with that one sentence.
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