Sunday, November 27, 2016

I should have told the man I wrote about below about what happens to mens' genitals when they get old if they are that lucky. I worked in a nursing home and I can tell you. Their penises shrink to baby size and their testicles swell up like mangoes. Big mangoes. Big big mangoes. Hey asshole! Nice mangoes!

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Blogger 37paddington said...

I am so glad you called out that man and then blocked him. How awful to mock someone's body.

Rebecca, my love, i hesitate to offer suggestions here because it can come off as...i don't know what, controlling maybe?... but i so want to ask if the furniture people can deliver your beds and couches directly to your new home instead of to your old one which will entail you then having to move them yourself. i know this might not be possible but i thought i'd ask in case it is. i love you so and i know moving is a huge endeavor, no matter how prepared you are, and it just going to be overwhelming, no way around it but then it will be over and you'll be able to set out your new home little by little by little with love. i wish i could fly out there and help you move and just whisper breathe breathe breathe which i often forget to do myself. i'll be thinking of you hard and visualizing it all going swimmingly! hugs.

November 28, 2016 at 8:57 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Thank you dear They are brining the beds to the house on Sunday and putting them together all of it but unfortunately I have to pick up the furniture and screw on the legs (I think) myself because I live on the island which apparently frightens delivery men even though I live on the only island in the PNW with a bridge connecting it to the mainland. Moving is awful for me because I never once settled as a girl which is one reason I stayed in this awful house for so many years that and poverty sheesh. I have started making lists though things to remember to take Thursday like toilet paper and a coffee pot and sheets to hang on my bedroom window even though we have no neighbors still I need privacy until I figure out curtains! I am equally thrilled and terrified. I am so glad you're here with me.
Love

November 28, 2016 at 9:08 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

They are bringing the beds not brining them. Sheesh. ooxx

November 28, 2016 at 9:09 AM  
Blogger Radish King said...

ps. You are welcome to visit me any time!!!

November 28, 2016 at 10:07 AM  

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