Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Holy Tuesday

Here is what "The Bible Gateway Drug" says about Holy Tuesday

Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

I don't think so


Blogger Ms. Moon said...

Oh come on. Have you TRIED? It might work.
Is there a mountain you're tired of looking at?

April 11, 2017 at 9:39 AM  
Blogger 37paddington said...

Dang, he was mean to that fig tree.

April 11, 2017 at 10:32 AM  
Blogger liv said...

What a nasty man, killing fig trees and throwing mountains into the sea. Someone needs to slap that guy!

April 11, 2017 at 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he on the Drumpf team? That sounds like an alternative fact to me.

April 11, 2017 at 2:16 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Mary I dunno know but my baby fig tree has a greeny green bud on it as of this morning.

April 11, 2017 at 7:08 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Angella, and what were the nekkid people supposed to cover up with? Apple leaves? I don't think so.

April 11, 2017 at 7:09 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Liv the mountains around here slide their own damned selves into the sea. IT'S CALLED RAIN JESUS. Sheesh.

April 11, 2017 at 7:11 PM  
Blogger Radish King said...

Definitely an alternative fact. Dump is on the other guy's team. The Hell guy.

April 11, 2017 at 7:12 PM  
Blogger Limner said...

Really, y'all?

May 13, 2017 at 2:22 PM  

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